THEME BY SARAHCATHS+
THE USUAL.
She's in the Band, tattoo enthusiast, Tim-Proclaimed (yet, never backed) YouTube Celebrity, loving mother to the greatest dog ever, babe lover, butt lover, beard lover, red beard lover, any beard lover.

I don't wear pants, I swear a lot, and I have a wicked Star Wars tattoo. If that doesn't make you want to be friends with me, then I give up.

compostura:

reminder to myself that people eventually get annoyed of me so to cut out the “I enjoy you as a human so let’s talk every day and pretend we’re friends” thing.

nail. head.

posted 1 day ago with 2 notes
fuckyeahtattoos:

Artist: Ryan Ashley Malarkey
The Strange and Unusual, Kingston Pennsylvania.
haleyanastasiabites.tumblr.com

FLOORED

fuckyeahtattoos:

Artist: Ryan Ashley Malarkey

The Strange and Unusual, Kingston Pennsylvania.

haleyanastasiabites.tumblr.com

FLOORED

posted 1 day ago with 6,100 notes

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

posted 3 days ago with 224,314 notes
#whatididinculinaryschool today. Beer battered Chinese Sole with house made tar tar sauce (not pictured), and lemon garnish.

#whatididinculinaryschool today. Beer battered Chinese Sole with house made tar tar sauce (not pictured), and lemon garnish.

sensual-desires88:

Mmmmmm please!

sensual-desires88:

Mmmmmm please!

posted 4 days ago with 25,272 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

would be okay with this

posted 4 days ago with 255,598 notes
fuckyeahbeards:

Sunday Funday.

unfair. oof.

fuckyeahbeards:

Sunday Funday.

unfair. oof.

posted 4 days ago with 219 notes

princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

FOR CHRISTS SAKE YES

posted 4 days ago with 69,707 notes

h3ights:

It’s 3am and all I can think about is peanut butter

new matchbox 20 song

posted 1 week ago with 86 notes

kylashutup:

awalkthroughhellll:

pancakemilkshake:

fullmetalfisting:

actually-misha-collins:

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

I just

bless him. bless his soul.

drake’s agent is like 

posted 1 week ago with 763,156 notes

IF ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY ONLINE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY THEY SHOULD SEND ME AN ASK RIGHT NOW.

NOTHING NEEDED EXCEPT A COMPUTER OR TABLET.

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

you have no idea

posted 1 week ago with 472,875 notes

flatbear:

Victor Victoria, 1982.

My sexuality is Julie Andrews in Victor Victoria.

ACCURATE

posted 1 week ago with 41,261 notes